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Alexis... 20..... My blog is basically centered around things I find funny, one direction, harry potter, doctor who, sherlock, teen wolf, the avengers... Yea that's about it..

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

thesonicscrew:

randommakings:

I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

watsonwarrior:

Sherlock parodies

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hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

'Hey, bass player!' (x)

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

imperfectwriting:

norwegianblues:

THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).

So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.

Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.


Kirsten Dunst on the set of Marie Antoinette (2006), directed by Sofia Coppola. 

Kirsten Dunst on the set of Marie Antoinette (2006), directed by Sofia Coppola. 

fahrlight:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

elsajeni:

megadelicious:

dragonlordoferebor:

xyriath:

cumber-cookie-batch:

[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]

Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]

Okay but

really though.

…oh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean:

(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)

McKellen and Stewart’s friendship gives me life

I would still marry him, if I were a guy!